I am looking for a personal trainer who makes house calls. I live in a building in the Warehouse District that already has a gym, and it's fine for most purposes, but I would like a little tutelage/motivation for starting back with an exercise program. Does anyone know of a trainer who'll come to me -- preferably in the morning (as early as 7 a.m.) or the evening (after 6)?  How much can I expect to pay for a 45 minute - 1 hour session?  

Any and all leads are appreciated. I don't want to have to join a gym just to get a trainer.

Eric, I don't know if this will work, but I would call a local gym and ask to speak with one of the trainers. Often they aren't full fledged employees of the gym and will freelance.

You could also watch Full Metal Jacket. R. Lee Ermey is an effective motivator.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Hell, I like you. You can come over and bang my sister.

I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

eek!

::hides::

I've always had a terrible fear of that movie.

Choke yourself! With my hand!

Lyndsey, it is far superior to glee in everyway possible.

You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!

John, seriously, don't make me Gleeboard you.

My good friend is a personal trainer at the JCC and Tulane, she is awesome and definitely also takes house call clients. PM me and I'll give you her contact info!

Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

3 words. Grabastic. Amphibian. Shit.

Thank you all!

You should come down to the Bywater (Dauphine and Poland) and PT with the Marines every morning.  We're usually wrapping up by 7:30 am.  And if any of the ladies want to pull up a lawn chair drinking a coffee or daquari and just watch, I think we'd be down with that.

And yeah, we think Full Metal Jacket is a comedy and completely agree with the Colonel (Jack Nicholson's character) in A Few Good Men.  "I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"  Ah, those were the days....

Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

What can I get for ten dollarS?

Too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.

Yeah, you northshore boys pack too much meat.

lol what we have here is 100 percent gin-u-wine northshore blacksnake!